10 eventi reali che sembrano bufale

Autopsia aliena . Guerra dei mondi . Cellule fetali abortite nelle creme per il viso (oh aspetta, è vero ). Jen è incinta. Paolo è morto. Un principe nigeriano ha bisogno del tuo aiuto.

La grande bufala non è mai stata così facile da realizzare, e in questi giorni un po' di cinismo è solo intelligente. Ma in una strana svolta, si scopre che i cinici - e tutti nelle loro rubriche - potrebbero perdere alcune cose davvero fantastiche.

Anche le storie più folli possono rivelarsi, a volte, degne di un avanguardista di massa. Ecco 10 storie che non possono essere vere: l'ironia è troppo perfetta, il romanticismo troppo romantico, l'assurdità sopra le righe. Eppure, eccoci qui.

Hai sentito quella sull'incontro tra Elvis e Nixon nello Studio Ovale? Uno di loro si è presentato con un abito di velluto, e questa è probabilmente la parte meno ridicola della storia.

1. L'incontro di Elvis con Nixon
2. La corsa alla guerra fredda per sfruttare l'ESP
3. Il sincero regalo di Gheddafi a Condi
4. Heart Attack(s) al Heart Attack Grill
5. Gesù contrasta una rapina
6. L'esercito americano ha avuto il piatto migliore
7. Liz e Dick prendono uno yacht per i loro cani
8. Concerto di Bat Mitzvah di 50 centesimi
9. Quanto vale la cassa di Dolly Parton
10. La band ha suonato mentre il Titanic affondò

Elvis Presley stava volando da Los Angeles a Washington nel 1970 quando decise di voler incontrare il presidente degli Stati Uniti, un Richard Nixon molto severo. Il presidente Nixon, non noto per essere un fan del rock (questo è stato molto tempo prima che Obama invitasse Common a casa sua), ha sorprendentemente accettato l'incontro.

Elvis aveva una passione sia per le pistole che per i distintivi delle forze dell'ordine, e i testimoni affermano che quest'ultimo ha spinto il desiderio per l'incontro. Elvis si è offerto di aiutare il paese (non ha menzionato come) in cambio di una piccola cosa: un distintivo dell'Ufficio degli stupefacenti e delle droghe pericolose degli Stati Uniti [fonte: Carlson ]. È come l'odierna Drug Enforcement Administration.

Il re, che indossava un abito di velluto viola, si unì al presidente nello Studio Ovale e procedette a succhiare. Elvis affermò che i Beatles avevano una cattiva influenza, ed era veramente d'accordo con il presidente che le droghe stavano distruggendo la società americana. Ha chiesto di nuovo del distintivo. Nixon ha detto che potrebbe averne uno. Elvis lo abbracciò addio.

Elvis morì nel 1977 con almeno 14 sostanze controllate nel suo sistema, tra cui morfina, Demerol, barbiturici multipli, diversi ipnotici sedativi e Xanax [fonte: Lathan ]. L'ex moglie Priscilla Presley in seguito ha affermato che Elvis voleva il badge per l'applicazione della droga in modo da poter portare i suoi farmaci oltre i confini senza essere perquisito [fonte: Carlson ].

Tutto era una corsa durante la Guerra Fredda. Dagli anni '50 ai primi anni '90, comunismo e democrazia si sono dati battaglia nella corsa allo spazio, nella corsa agli armamenti nucleari, nella corsa alla propaganda... e, naturalmente, nella corsa ai poteri psichici.

Sì, poteri psichici. La visione a distanza (la pratica di "vedere" luoghi lontani usando nient'altro che il potere della mente) era un progetto serio portato avanti da persone serie nelle comunità militari e di intelligence. C'erano programmi che esaminavano la telepatia, la cibernetica e altri fenomeni psichici, ma quello che alla fine è riuscito a sollevare alcune sopracciglia tipicamente ciniche è stata la visione a distanza [fonte: Szegedy-Maszak e Fenyvesi ].

The CIA and the military conducted psychic experiments from the early '70s up until the mid-'90s, at a cost of $20 million. There was a big remote-viewing score in 1974 when a subject "saw" accurate details of the Soviet Semipalatinsk weapons site from a laboratory at Stanford University [source: Szegedy-Maszak and Fenyvesi]. But little came of it, and years later the CIA decided to scrap the whole project.

The U.S. government is no longer exploring the use of ESP for spying. As far as we know.

In 2008, then-U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, "Condi" to her friends, met with Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi at his compound in Tripoli. As is customary, she received a parting gift, actually several, including a locket (with Gadhafi's face inside) and an impressive diamond ring.

The Colonel never hid his admiration for Rice. In a televised interview in 2007, he claimed to "love her very much". He added that he was "very proud of the way she leans back and gives orders to the Arab leaders. I support my darling black African woman" [source: Malone].

Despite these utterances, it's easy to dismiss the diamond ring . Surely that didn't indicate a proposal of any kind?

Fast-forward a few years, and you can't help but wonder. After Gadhafi fell to the Libyan rebels, a search of his home revealed a stalker-style book filled with head shots and press photos of his darling Leezza (he called her that for some reason) in a variety of business suits [source: Malone].

Was the ring a proposal? Probably not. We think. But the gung-ho crush makes the record book of dictator eccentricities. Hitler's military-issue Aryan blow-up dolls seem practically the slightest bit less insane.

Las Vegas resident John Alleman made the Heart Attack Grill his home away from home.

The love-it-or-hate-it restaurant, something of a Vegas landmark, pokes fun at the growing focus on healthy eating with offerings like the Quadruple Bypass Burger, a record-setting 10,000-calorie sandwich, served with Flatliner Fries (proudly fried in pure lard), and a policy of comping meals for "patients" more than 350 pounds (160 kilograms) [source: Heart Attack Grill]. Alleman was practically the place's mascot: He ate at the Heart Attack Grill every day, and often extolled its virtues to passers-by in his role as unofficial greeter [source: Jaslow]. He was "patient John" to the restaurant's regulars and staff, the latter dressed as doctors and nurses working in a cardiac unit.

In February 2013, the 180-pound (81-kilogram) Alleman had finished his meal and was standing in front of the restaurant when he had a heart attack . He died soon after. It was the third heart attack at the Heart Attack Grill (as of March 2013). The restaurant disputes the assumption that its food is to blame and continues its quest to "put the danger back into hamburgers" [source: Jaslow].

Derek Lee chose the wrong group of women to rob in Lake City, Fla.

Jacquie Hagler was throwing a jewelry party at her house when Lee walked in wearing a bandanna over his face and holding a gun. When he demanded her 15 partygoers turn over their money and cell phones, and then held his gun to one of their heads, they held their ground – religiously.

Hagler turned to her faith for help. Rather than handing over the loot, she told the gunman to get out "in the name of Jesus." She said it again and again. Her friends joined in the chanting, and Lee was soon faced with a room full of women calling "Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!" [source: News4Jax].

Lee fled the house at a sprint. Despite the bandanna, the women later picked him out of a photo lineup. He was arrested, and Hagler forgave him.

It's widely known the U.S. Army (and the CIA) studied LSD , a powerful hallucinogenic drug, for possible use as a chemical weapon. Less known is that the Army experimented with pot.

Very, very, very strong pot.

It was the synthetic, concentrated kind, and soldiers volunteered (out of patriotism, of course) to test the stuff. The studies began in the 1950s and ended in the early '70s, with disappointing results [source: Willing].

Researchers noted such effects as uncontrollable, hysterical laughter with no apparent cause; hallucinations that lasted for days; and soldiers just smirking for hours on end. And while it seems such effects may indeed have hindered enemy ranks, the military was in the market for incapacitation, and researchers realized quickly that the initial "knockdown effect" of the drug wore off when the soldiers lay down and rested [source: Willing]. Again, seems like that would have slowed the enemy's progress, but ultimately the Army gave up on weaponizing weed.

And so laid-back, voraciously hungry warfare was not to be.

Celebrities – and the wealthy in general – have been known to do some wacky things with their riches, and actors Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton , one of the most famous Hollywood couples of all time, are no exception.

It's positively tabloid-esque: They were filming a movie in England in the '60s, and Liz was determined to bring along her four beloved dogs. Small problem, though – England had very strict regulations when it came to importing pets. In order to prevent the spread of rabies , all dogs had to spend six months in quarantine upon arrival (a rule that was changed in 2012) [source: Associated Press].

Quarantine, of course, was out of the question, and apparently leaving them behind was, too. The solution? Put the dogs in a 120-foot (36.6 meter) yacht and dock it on the Thames River, just off English soil [source: United Press International]. The cost to keep their four dogs by their sides? In today's dollars, about $16,000 a week [source: Associated Press].

Despite the cost, the actors upped the bill further by spending nights in a hotel suite rather than onboard the boat. A policeman was assigned to call the yacht every few hours during in the day to check that all was well with the pampered pooches.

It sounds like an insult you'd hear hurled between rival rappers : "You're so desperate you'd headline a bat mitzvah."

50 Cent, of course, isn't desperate for gigs. And if he's worried about maintaining his gansta image (the guy is famous for surviving being shot nine times, in one incident), he doesn't show it. For a presumably enormous amount of cash, the rap star performed at the 2005 bat mitzvah of one Elizabeth Brooks, a $10 million affair in Manhattan's Rainbow Room [source: History].

Oh yes, he did. The man who brought us 2011's "The Return of the Heartless Monster" played a party for a 13-year-old girl.

Of course, the man also brought us "Get Rich or Die Tryin'," so maybe it's not that crazy. Money is money, b*tches.

In any event, 50 Cent was in good company. Also in the entertainment lineup at Little Lizzie's shindig were Steven Tyler, Tom Petty, Stevie Nicks, and Kenny G. Fiddy's bodyguards allegedly tried to prevent partygoers from using their gift-bag digital cameras to snap pics of their boss but to no avail. Soon everyone was checking out the shots on social media and making fun of the "gangsta" rapper [source: Sullivan].

You'll hear lots of rumors about celebrity insurance policies. There's a juicy one about J.Lo's butt, which by some accounts boasts $1 billion in coverage [source: Huffington Post]. This particular policy has never been verified (so spread that one as fun, not truth). A billion does seem a bit over the top.

Another celebrity body part, however – actually a pair -- is confirmed to be insured for a hefty sum. Country singer Dolly Parton's famous 40DDs carry a $600,000 policy – $300,000 each -- and Parton isn't shy about it [source: Romero].

Other famous "parts" that have carried a whole lot of coverage include Heidi Klum's legs, Mark Maguire's ankle, Fred Astaire's legs and Bruce Springsteen's vocal chords [source: ABC News].

It's been told so often, for so long, the story that the band kept playing on the deck of the Titanic has the feel of myth. Many people don't even consider it might be true.

In fact, as the ship sunk into the Atlantic in 1912, eight musicians did play music instead of hurrying into lifeboats.

Beyond that, and the fact that none of the band survived, little is known for sure – especially why they did it [source: Boltz]. The captain couldn't have made them, because they didn't work directly for the cruise line. Historians' best guess is that band leader and violinist Wallace Hartley, a religious man who adhered to a higher-than-usual moral code, thought the music might calm people in a time of crisis, and the others followed suit [source: Turner].

A musician who once worked with Hartley said the violinist believed music could create order out of chaos. Another said Hartley had thought about the possibility of being on a sinking ship and had decided he would, in that case, play one of two hymns: "Oh God Our Help in Ages Past" or "Nearer, My God, to Thee" [source: Turner].

We'll probably never know for sure what he chose. You'll read in lots of places it was "Nearer, My God, to Thee," but don't forward that. That's what the folks behind 1997's "Titanic" decided to use.

Author's Note: 10 Real Events That Seem Like Hoaxes

It occurs to me some readers may mistake my joking tone in "Jesus Thwarts a Robbery" as joking about faith. I hope not, but anything's possible, so let me be clear: That story strikes me as funny (and wonderful) not because those women called on their faith to deal with a frightening and dangerous situation, but because a man with a gun ran as fast as he could from it. A bunch of unarmed women at a jewelry party shouting "Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!" vs. armed robber, and they won. Come on. It's awesome.

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